Two Top Ten Lists

by Gore the Orc

Gore the OrcÕs Top 10 Hobgoblin KrekinÕs Pet Peeves (transcribed from ÒGore the Orc: Live in ConcertÓ)
10 - Being referred to as ÒHobbitgoblinsÓ by those stupid ogres and half-trolls.
 9 - Really bad headache after those crazed adventurers beat the crap out of you.
 8 - Hobgoblin Krekin dolls not selling as well as those Hobgoblin Shaman dolls.
 7 - Those stupid adventurers showing up the day after payday.
 6 - Having to write ÒOtherÓ as part of description in job resumes.
 5 - When choosing up sides, never get the Bandit Lords.
 4 - People refer to your fans as ÒKrekiesÓ instead of ÒKrekersÓ.
 3 - Those Hobgoblin Warriors get all the babes!
 2 - Ken and BrianÉ Ônuff said.
 1 - What in the hell is a Krekin?

Gore the OrcÕs Top 10 Hints that your Cunning is too low (heard while Gore was drunk in the Three Coins Inn)
10 - Likes to hang around Noseless Ned because he has that cool ÒPhantom of the OperaÓ look.
 9 - DonÕt have enough knowledge points for that Appraisal skill.
 8 - Your Cunning equals the combined cunning of the Lethal Legion.
 7 - Finds what Ken and Brian has to say very interesting.
 6 - Falling for ÒWhatÕs that on your shirt?Ó gag all the time.
 5 - Thinks cunning is some sort of spice.
 4 - Would be negative if it got any lower.
 3 - Always saying ÒNot the Momma!Ó to people wearing plaid.
 2 - YouÕre an ogre!
And the number one hint that your cunning is too lowÉ
 1 - Potatoe.